 
| 1) Vinny's awful intro 2) New Joisey 3) Fargo & a droopy lip 4) kill yourself in Seattle 5) Bed, Bath & Beyond 6) Boca Raton and shaky people 7) Michael J Fox is an alcoholic 8) Aspen sure is expensive 9) Sex & racism 10) Michael Jackson is the Artist of the Millennium 11) a Brittney log 12) Liz Taylor's hairy hat 13) good ole' Martha 14) wacky bumper stickers 15) the elephant on Southwest 16) making a gal laugh 17) adorable observations about the mentally challenged 18) actors and my awful head 19) a single, impotent, meaty breasted failure 20) profiling and the shoe bombing monkey 21) I wish I were gay 22) sensitive nipples 23) loving a chubby dumper 24) meaty lips 25) squeamish girls stink 26) pornography 27) oral treats 28) Vinny's awful outro 29) Jim Norton talking doll 30) Jim Norton's motivational tapes |